hello im lauren. i'm a 19 y/o australian, i talk about my boyfriend a lot and i play magic the gathering because i hate money

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pictures of myself.
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essayofthoughts:

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welp

here it is

the final damning evidence that i have no life whatsoever

lyrics at the original post here

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a dead scene kid is trying to contact me through captcha

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flymyass:

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whats cOler than coldy freeze

really cold!!!

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"Your vagina is supposed to smell like a vagina, not a mango. If your partner complains about the natural smell or taste of your vagina, they can go fuck a mango."
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Tea for two

i dont think anybody wanted to see this

art isnt always about whats aesthetically pleasing. Sometimes you need to show people reality. This is real shit. This is what life is after partying and being a wild thin teen and reading bullshit books about werewolves. It isn’t clear skin and skinny bodies and free time forever.
Its stretch marks, wrinkles, shitty baby diapers and laying in weird ass positions to keep your children happy because you love them more than your comfort or your smooth pert body. Its being overweight and having sex, wrinkly fat sweaty real shit adult parent long term relationship sex and then trying to slip in half an hour of sleep before your kid flips shit at 1am. And its poetic and awesome. Fuck your skinny smooth boring ass ideal of what life should be that you ripped out of some dumb ass teen cosmo. My life is goddamn beautiful even if my belly is a wreck.